Top Five

Airport gift store clerk(thank you comedian scott Kennedy for that one)
Librarian
Museum security guard
Special effects artist
Boutique owner
Top 5 books
 
Hagi blood+
The phantom of the opera(book&movie)
John Wick
Constantine(movie)
Robin Longstride(Robin Hood)
Top 5 Artists(music)
 
How much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice
can I rearrange the alphabet and put you U & I together
you look a lot like my next girlfriend
If you like to party crawl up my leg and have a ball (he got nowhere but made me laugh so much)
Hold your breath for five seconds, now don't say I never took your breath away

Top 5 lessons learnt
 
Nice dick costume, want to see mine?
You have a great ass, want to stalk me?
Sometimes you have to remove people from your life who have caused you years of pain, just because they're family doesnt mean they have the right to treat you like shit.
I miss you. I hope you're doing fantastic.
All it takes is time, you have to wait for everything, get used to waiting.

Top 5 games (video, board, drinking, card, pen and paper, made up, whatever)
 
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