Torture above user in Hell

You lose your hair every morning you wake up. It grows all back to your preferred length, but only right before bed time.
 
Every time you ask for something you need to do the can can for 5 mins…
 
Your long hair is constantly in your mouth, eyes, and tickling your nose but you can't move your hair because your hands have been severed
 
Anywhere you go to sleep, the room has a permanently running fan with the wrong number of blades and you can't open windows. You also can't speak or write in English anymore no matter how hard you try to, but you can still understand it.
 
100 new profiles are created for you daily on forum websites and you must post under all of them, and delete them daily, but they get replaced with 100 new ones every day.
 
Your garden is forever invested by spotted lantern flies. You may succeed in getting rid of them, but they always come back and ruin everything.
 
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