Torture above user in Hell

[Steg]

The only way you can get sexual gratification is wearing sandpaper gloves doused in vinegar.

 

[SexyAsianBitch]

I get to rub my sandpaper gloved hands all over you

 

[Stanthropical]

You accidentally email FCN "eating ass" thread URL to everyone you've ever known. Every day. Forever.

 

[SexyAsianBitch]

You have to listen to VictoriaX about gardening

 

[Stanthropical]

Every superstition in your culture becomes a fact and unavoidable in daily life, but nobody around you catches on. If a certain event ends you, you simply wake up next day like in the Groundhog Day movie, but filled with many different scenarios. WITH NO WAY OUT.

You have to listen to VictoriaX about gardening

Opposed to people normally gossiping, throwing drama at each other and other drivel?

Doesn't sound like torture. I like gardening too.

 

[SexyAsianBitch]

Every apple product you buy or own breaks within seven days

 

[Flirtinghubby]

You know those slow motion dreams where you wanna run fast but your legs are like cement?

That. For eternity. And fire.

 

[SexyAsianBitch]

Canada gets invaded by the USA

 

[Stanthropical]

Anything you communicate, anywhere, just comes out as "hi," but you have no idea and no one tells you—you're just experiencing dirty looks.

 

[Esoterix]

Anything you already own that’s red, becomes Salmon Pink (#ff9999) and anything red you buy will turn Salmon Pink after purchase.

You have to listen to VictoriaX about gardening

Hell, not Heaven.

 

[Slopps]

All banana bread you make or buy contains chili flakes and you are only always allowed to drink water and nothing else.

Wow. I didn't know I could be so evil

 

[Mixedgirl]

You are no longer allowed to take selfies in suits

 

[SexyAsianBitch]

Your internet connection will be the same speed as a 56k modem

 

[Delight]

You will always have a fly in your soup.

 

[Busty_Nerd]

You keep repeating monday for eternity

 

[wet-dreams]

You lose all your teeth and there's only meat and apples to eat.

 

[Stanthropical]

You're fed blended raw meat with apples for eternity.

 

[CantBeTamed]

Dicks for hands.

 

[MelancholyArtist]

Allow me to play the entire Barry Manilow discography on accordion for you.

 

[Stanthropical]

Satan's Fleshlight. The butt version.