Torture above user in Hell

Ohh, like I don’t do that already...being a pig is a lifestyle!:cool:

Has to end every sentence with oink! Hello, oink....that’s funny, oink...your a hot tasty man, oink....see just like that!:p
 
Yeyz you can breathe underwater…amazing.

Less amazing: being stuck in a shark tank with giant man eating sharks while they pipe the Baby Shark song in loudly.
 
Stuck in a cage like in your profile pic, hands with razor knives reaching in for a grab from every side, for hours at a time. You just stay absolutely still in the very center. Slightest movement will place you within reach. When you cant take it anymore, they get ahold of you and slice you to pieces. You wake up next day in the same situating. Over and over and over...
 
You'll have access to as much land and space for your gardens as you like. But everything you grow turns rotten, or gets eaten by pests. And you'll keep trying to grow stuff that you'll never get to enjoy, for eternity.
 
Tastiest foods turn into spiders as you eat them, but you forget about it shortly after freaking out. Over and over. Forever.
 
He becomes a walrus and gets to do nothing but read stupid complaints from crazy internet people 24/7 no breaks with your eyeballs bleeding
 
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