Torture above user in Hell

your own hair stings your skin, but especially if a piece falls out and you can never cut it and it grows exponentially
 
You become Santa Claus, but only when you want to get close to someone.
 
Next 50 years seem to go by in one day, because you don't remember anything at all whatsoever for 23hrs and 59 minutes at a time. Every two minute, shit gets weirder and weirder and everything seems to age out of control to your observation. This repeats forever in hell--it's like groundhog day, except on hell steroids.
 
Tied down to a chair and eyes propped open a la Clockwork Orange, forced to watch a succession of people repeatedly try and fail miserably at hanging a painting straight on the wall.
 
Every hour after you wake up each day, each of your fingers and toes turn into Alien retractable jaw mandibles thing and you have to hide them. by the end of the day, all of your fingers have become those things and people are hauling you off down the street as a witch. The day forever repeats.
 
I'd leave myself with all of his privileges on the forums and chat rooms and then NOT tell him if and when I'm going to use them against him.
 
All your personality quirks are normalcy and you irk nobody anymore, no matter how intricately you plan and try. In fact, people start affecting you how you affect them.
 

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