Torture above user in Hell

You wake up and you're a pinball machine. But, you're broken. You wake up next day, remembering previous day, hoping that someone will fix you, but no dice. This goes on forever.
 
You clean a porta potty until it's spotless and then in a flash it's dirty again, but now you're only given a toothbrush to clean the next one. This cycle never stops.
 
You are being stoned to death and only way to protect yourself is run which ends in running in circles and stones coming from any direction. It's a never ending cycle and as soon as you die, you are awake again with a stone being hurled at you.
 
You slowly lose coherent thoughts and speech throughout a busy day and you're super aware of it. You make no sense by the time you get home. Resets after sleep. Repeats every day forever.
 
All kinds of perverts find FCN and you are overloaded with your team in removing them. For each one you remove, you get 10 more. (Wait..isnt that a real life scenario XD)
 
Then things you work on for work become completely self-aware in one hour, gain all human knowledge in another six hours and by midnight they accumulate the amount of knowledge which would take us 100,000 years to learn. Next day, humanity becomes enslaved in its true sense and everybody suspect it's your fault.
 
Hold the phone. So you’re saying everything is my fault? Knew it. Queue diabolical laugh.

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You misplaced a jumper on your motherboard and your 5090 overheats, goes up in flames, ignites the rest of your PC and fills your house with a repugnant stench that forces you to live in your gazebo for the summer with all the strays…who have had many many grandchildren by now.
 
You fall asleep with your PC running after inadvertently entering some bad code, sinister digital processes eventually ooze out of it and transport you into a different dimension where you're a stray female feline.
 
Supply him unlimited gasoline for his chainsaw that takes 50:1 mix to run. No bar oil. No tool to adjust chain. Forest of dead trees to cut down to escape hell. :)
 
Your piece of land becomes a snake infested swamp and you can't leave.
 
Stanthropical said:
Your piece of land becomes a snake infested swamp and you can't leave.
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I could think of worse things had to remove this guy this weekend.

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You are forced to live eat and work at White Castle every daforever and can never leave the building.
 

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Every time you think about anything sexual, you experience incredibly nauseating vertigo for an hour.
 
You are condemned for all eternity to be,
1) funny
2) smile daily
3) post one dick pic per day on FCN. 🤣
 
Endures an eternity with an empty canvas to draw his masterpieces and boxes of dried markers, colored pencils with no tips and no sharpener and thousands of little bottles of dried up paints. The canvas stares wanting at him for all eternity.
 
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