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Racoon and mice whiskers made it little hairballs. Put them in your miso soup. Grated frozen wasabi and frozen toothpaste bits on top.
 
What does a strained sausage look like, anyway?

A bowl of sliced strawberries and peaches. Cuz you deserve it.

Cooked sausage placed in a colander, pressed through and filtered. There's your sausage juice :D

@ strawberries & peaches -- now, what I did do to deserve that?

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You'll be fed chicken feathers covered in honey mustard, cumin, oregana and marjoram.
 
A moldy hotdog bun with a hotdog that has some kind of weird white spots and topped with the liquid that comes out of the bottle of mustard before the mustard.
 
Carrot cake, but without the carrots. With beets instead.

the liquid that comes out of the bottle of mustard before the mustard.

LOL

It's just water! Don't you ever shake your condiment bottle?! You describe it like some twisted alien substance.
 
It's just water! Don't you ever shake your condiment bottle?! You describe it like some twisted alien substance.
Of course I shake condiments before using them. But haven’t you ever been pissed off when that disgusting liquid is what you get lol?!

Your favorite meal, but one bite into it you find a dark curly hair
 
Chocolate cake, but without the chocolate. With cornmeal instead.

Of course I shake condiments before using them. But haven’t you ever been pissed off when that disgusting liquid is what you get lol?!

It's just water... Just like everything else moist you eat has water. :P
 
Snacks from Best Buy, gotta help you spend that $. I think the ones here in Canada at least have gum. You'll be so minty fresh.
 

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