Roadkill. Unsure whether it's a squirrel or a rat.
What does a strained sausage look like, anyway?
A bowl of sliced strawberries and peaches. Cuz you deserve it.
You made me stop fuming@ strawberries & peaches -- now, what I did do to deserve that?
the liquid that comes out of the bottle of mustard before the mustard.
Of course I shake condiments before using them. But haven’t you ever been pissed off when that disgusting liquid is what you get lol?!It's just water! Don't you ever shake your condiment bottle?! You describe it like some twisted alien substance.
Of course I shake condiments before using them. But haven’t you ever been pissed off when that disgusting liquid is what you get lol?!