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Making a "do not disturb" sign for my bedroom door...

My door hasn't closed properly since spring thaw and the house settled so I have a rock I use to keep everyone out when I want privacy.

Im in my room playing PS by myself when someone tries opening my door....
"You're not using the clippers on your vag are you?"
Me: "First of all...they are MY clippers. And no, I do that in the bathroom where there's better light....and your shaver gets a closer shave" hahaha

I'm kidding of course for those don't know me or the way I banter with my family.

I hear the door trying to be pushed open again and look up just as she shoves it and practically falls in the room.
"The rock doesn't work you know"
Me: well it does if you stop when you feel resistance Gamora!

The fact they can hear what I'm doing is a mute point, that should be a deterrent but noooo!

I wonder how long it will take for anyone to notice the sign says....
"Playing with myself" on one side and "playing by myself" on the other lol
Lmao yes that might do it!
 

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