Making a "do not disturb" sign for my bedroom door...
My door hasn't closed properly since spring thaw and the house settled so I have a rock I use to keep everyone out when I want privacy.
Im in my room playing PS by myself when someone tries opening my door....
"You're not using the clippers on your vag are you?"
Me: "First of all...they are MY clippers. And no, I do that in the bathroom where there's better light....and your shaver gets a closer shave" hahaha
I'm kidding of course for those don't know me or the way I banter with my family.
I hear the door trying to be pushed open again and look up just as she shoves it and practically falls in the room.
"The rock doesn't work you know"
Me: well it does if you stop when you feel resistance Gamora!
The fact they can hear what I'm doing is a mute point, that should be a deterrent but noooo!
I wonder how long it will take for anyone to notice the sign says....
"Playing with myself" on one side and "playing by myself" on the other lol