Funny What made you laugh today?

[LillyK]

Watching a movie with my son

"You can return the watch.
You can replace the cup. But you can never undrink urine."
~Blue Miracle

 

[Jinxy]

The busker who was having the time of his life but couldn’t sing for the life of him. ( and yes I gave him some money because he was making more people smile and laugh then a person who can carry a tune would )

 

[VintageVixen]

The amount of wives that had to come back to me today to get the same information I had just given to their husbands, because their husbands couldn't remember the instructions I gave by the time they hit the parking lot. lol

 

[Nekojanai]

A young woman hitting on me, and she was so pretty! I was flattered lol

 

[Deleted member 264383]

A young woman hitting on me, and she was so pretty! I was flattered lol

Oo lalalala

 

[Deleted member 264383]

She and her

 

[J0DIE]

Having loads of sleep and feeling like I only got half hour

 

[Deleted member 264383]

My dog

 

[J0DIE]

Seeing night shift team leader going for a fag ten mins after setting the shift up

 

[reddevil24]

 

[LillyK]

My professor asked if I meant "ambivalent" when I wrote "ambiguous" and luckily it was an email exchange because I died laughing thinking of an old SNL cartoon Idk why I confused those two words lol

 

[Snap75]

A learner driver crashed into another learner driver. Both at just over walking speed.

 

[Deleted member 264383]

Flirting with a beautiful IT lady until she is all blushing and tripping over her words

 

[reddevil24]

 

[TBig88M]

@SweetLesGirl Just because she is funny en joyful and it is so very good to be her friend. And I have heard she can be very stout.

 

[Thalassa]

This

Hahahahahhaaaaa I looked up the actual lyrics and they are nothing like the parody!

 

[TBig88M]

Hahahahahhaaaaa I looked up the actual lyrics and they are nothing like the parody!

That is very true. Hahahaha.

 

[LilithX]

Dead. There’s so much truth in this

 

[Stanthropical]

So does that mean men should start hanging out with lesbians? lol

 

[Deleted member 264383]

Drunk animals when its marula time