Banter What makes your lady boner go away?

[SarcasticSadie]

Don’t mind romance, don’t mind filthy sex/dirty talk. Pretty much open to giving anything a try, within reason.

BUT, failure to read the mood/room is the single most biggest turn off to me. Just makes me think, TAXI!!!!!!!!…..

 

[Deleted member 1319734]

Add some socks and it completes the look. Sexy! Lol, agreed!

Lol! So true

 

[Deleted member 1319734]

Peter cheese,,, omg gross,,, if you don't know what I mean then you're better off!

 

[Amberrlicious]

The word “ladyboner” itself…. Lol

 

[SarcasticSadie]

The word “ladyboner” itself…. Lol

TBF that is a good point ha

Edit: One I would let slide though if it meant I was at the point of having the said “ladyboner”

 

[Stanthropical]

Men in sandals, at least the ones I have seen, boner buzzkill for me

 

[Deleted member 1319734]

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Yuck

 

[Deleted member 1217451]

Now, I was more referring to this... fashion choice. But if I'm honest, if a woman does this, same opinion.



Stan's aren't so bad, in my opinion.

My footwear isn't always sexy either, lol.

 

[Fildo66]

I must say, I’ve enjoyed reading this thread. One, because I think I’m safe from almost everything that makes you ladies throw up or run out the door hailing a cab. Two, because I’ve witnessed some of what you’re talking about and have even told @Heidiwil how terrible some, probably most, guys are at flirting or pick-up lines or, hell, even typing a sentence.
Thank you for the smile this morning ladies. Cool sandals @Stanthropical!

 

[Stanthropical]

This thread is maximally cringe. I'm gonna unsubscribe before I get in trouble lol

 

[Heidiwil]

Fucking, Toilet Pics! *vomit worthy*

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

Fucking, Toilet Pics! *vomit worthy*

Toilet pics?

 

[Heidiwil]

Toilet pics?

Cmon, you know...the dude pics where they snap a pic of their cock while resting on the throne. My lady boner and cream shrivels up!!!

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

Cmon, you know...the dude pics where they snap a pic of their cock while resting on the throne. My lady bones and cream shrivels up!!!

I didn't know that was a thing lol

 

[Heidiwil]

I didn't know that was a thing lol

Well you are NOT missing out! One time I went a bit off in chatrooms. Hahaha (shocker for me, I know) i was like, LISTEN, the only thing I look at in those pics is how nasty dirty your toilet is! I mean ffs no one wants mold and penis in the same pic.

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

Well you are NOT missing out! One time I went a bit off in chatrooms. Hahaha (shocker for me, I know) i was like, LISTEN, the only thing I look at in those pics is how nasty dirty your toilet is! I mean ffs no one wants mold and penis in the same pic.

And now I don't want my dinner...

 

[Heidiwil]

And now I don't want my dinner...

Seeeeeee a deboner and appetite killer! Bwahahahha

 

[BunnyBeeHope]

Tickling, gosh damn I hate it lol

 

[Amberrlicious]

Tickling, gosh damn I hate it lol

I’m totally with you on that one !

 

[SarcasticSadie]

Tickling, gosh damn I hate it lol

I’m totally with you on that one !

Coming soon to a bedroom near you:

The “Ladybone” Killer.
*Jaws music playing in the background as comes into view duh duh, duh duh duh