Funny What The Actual Fuck??

[OnyxStorm]

Let's play the most fucked up would you rather game. So instead of basic would you rather questions I thought fucked up ones one would be funny to try. I'll leave mine to start and then the next person has to pick one and then it's their turn to ask the next fucked up WYR question. Have fun just mind the rules it's 18+ only site.


Mine: Would you rather automatically say “Ahoy, matey!” when you become horny or “Shiver me timbers!” when you cum?

 

[stoneyBBW]

I thinks "shiver me timbers" sounds kinda hot! Lmao!!!

What would you rather wear as perfume? Lol some toilet water or bong water??

 

[Snap75]

Lol nutjobs! Love it!

Bong water, easy.

Wyr have a penis or vagina tattooed on your skull?

 

[stoneyBBW]

Lol nutjobs! Love it!

Bong water, easy.

Wyr have a penis or vagina tattooed on your skull?

Probably a penis because my hair will cover it up eventually lol until then i can say im a dickhead ahahaha

Would you rather perfer to sit in a hot tub with an old person that doesnt have control of their bodily functions OR seven convulsing midgets? Lol

 

[Snap75]

Pmsl!
Midgets, more midgets!

Wyr be filmed giving Justin Bieber head or eating out Oprah Winfrey?

 

[Loretta90]

Justin Bieber Head and then become a nun

WYR have sex in a sewer or be stripped in a church

 

[FiveKnuckleShuffle]

Sex In a sewer, the worst sex I ever had was still terrific.

Wyr have 6 toes or an extra breast?

 

[Buggy92]

6 toes nothing to wear for a third breast in my size

Would you rather eat a slug or pet a porcupine

 

[FiveKnuckleShuffle]

Eat a slug.

would you rather never say another curse word or eat a worm every time you do?

 

[Snap75]

Never curse.

Wyr be the very first zombie or be the first human convicted of a hate crime against a zombie?

 

[CoquetteX]

@OnyxStorm, thats a great thread.

Thread :um first zombie.

Would you rather your only mode of transportation be a donkey or a giraffe?

 

[Tom_the_Eagle2]

A giraffe; the higher the better


Wyr fart in a meeting or in a wedding?

 

[Randy_Perv]

Fart in a wedding, of course!

wyr be the most beautiful person in the world but with no dick/pussy/tits/anything that gives you pleasure, or have the most epic body but with such an ugly face that nobody wants you?

 

[CoquetteX]

The first one.

Would You rather cry everytime someone laughs or laugh everytime someone cries?

 

[ArticulateNDepraved]

Oh I definitely already laugh when people cry

Be able to see how you die and live in misery, or live in bliss but die tomorrow?

 

[stoneyBBW]

To be able to see how I die and live in misery.


Wyr have a second asshole or an extra finger as a birth defect?

 

[Snap75]

Extra finger.

Wyr have to eat your parents (for survival sickos) or die starving, knowing it's going to be a month before someone comes.

 

[sr99]

Die starving

Would you rather take shot of horse cum (like jackass) or have someone shit on your cheek?

 

[stoneyBBW]

what the...fuck! Lol! Both are grosss but if its like jackass im getting paid ..hopefully lmao the cum i guess

Wyr sniff a bucket fulll of puke OR a dead skunk?

 

[Boredathome35]

Having never smelled a skunk , I'm going to pick the skunk


Wyr be an alien