Banter What would it take for you to...

It would have to be a tattoo that i like, and not one that doesn't make sense on its own.

what would it take for you to streak naked through a park?
 
Like, at least 14 shots of alcohol

What would it take for you to take up an instrument and play in a band with me?
 
Me somehow getting captured and hauled there against my will, because there's no way anything will take me there.

what would it take for you to start a garden nearly identical to mine in terms of vegetable variety and management?
 
Gun to my head & also them paying for literally everything and them showing me how to take care of stuff. I've never grown anything in my life.

What would it take for you to rent an apartment with me?
 
Edit: A plane ticket.


Sorry but I like the things i like and the way I grow things.

WWITFYT

Kiss a total stranger in public walking down the street?
 
A gun to my head.

What would it take for you to put a gun to my head and demand that I kiss your ass?
 
I would do it at no benefit to me because maybe I want you to kiss my ass

What would it take for you do a drag queen routine or a burlesque routine with me?
 
Gun to my head.

What would it take for you to send me a pic of your bare foot stepping on a muffin?
 
Nothing. It just happens sometimes.

What would it take for you to behave like me for a week, your best take?
 
Sit around in my underwear, eat weird junk food and jibber jabber nonsense to chatters? Wouldn’t take much.

What would it take for you to purchase a caravan and live in it? It’s a static.
 
Someone else needs to pay for it. I'll live in it providing someone pays for everything :P

What would it take for you do a matching anime or video game cosplay with me for a convention?
 
My completely fried brain, not knowing who I am, where I am, why I am, when I am, what I am...

What would it take for you to move to Iceland with me living in your backyard there, in a shed, dressed and behaving like the gnome people or whatever the fuck they believe there?
 
Drugs, a lot of drugs.

What would it take for you to be my personal butler and serve me long-term?
 
My dead body, reanimated, but I'm no longer in the mind of that body.

What would it take for you to drink a chocolate shake with cockroaches?
 
$50,000 minimum

What would it take to completely replace your wardrobe with only pink items? No wearing other colors. Everything must be pink.
 
Complete Insanity from which there's no return.

What would it take for you to get a tattoo?
 
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