Banter What would it take for you to...

I have weird and unpleasant reactions to kale. My life or my family’s would need to be in danger for me to put kale in my mouth.

What would it take for you to put my finger in your mouth?
 
I dunno. Probably only do it in a social situation, like a group car washing, while we all drink cocktails.

What would it take for you to get drunk with me and talk nonsense all night while we stuff our faces with pizza and cheesecake?
 
an invite

What would it take to get you to listen to my relationship issues
 
Earplugs.

What would it take for you to wear earplugs all day and do your best to try and hear everything at work, out in public, while shopping, etc?
 
A days pay, maybe. Otherwise I might be able to get away with it normally.

What would it take for you to eat this entire gelatin monstrosity?
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Agreement that I could take a week to eat it and you'd buy me any food I like every day for the entire week.
I like aspic, but it normally contains shredded chicken pieces, sweet peas, pieces of carrots and spices/etc. THIS looks like just pickles and hot dogs. Cold hot dogs are incredibly salty tasting and disgusting. :confused:

What would it take for you to approach a cop, kick him in the nuts and try to run away?
 
Have it fully paid for.

What would it take for you to go through ALL of my posts and click like on each and every one?
 
If you ran out naked I would of course streak right after you. But seriously, I did this as a child. My mom would turn her head to grab the towel to dry me off and I would be gone, out the screen door and halfway down the street before she caught me. Apparently, I started running early in life.

WWIT for you to run a marathon?
 
If you ran out naked I would of course streak right after you. But seriously, I did this as a child. My mom would turn her head to grab the towel to dry me off and I would be gone, out the screen door and halfway down the street before she caught me. Apparently, I started running early in life.

WWIT for you to run a marathon?
Lol!

Temporal loss of sanity to even sign up for a marathon, then a good running coach ;)

WWIT for you to hop on a plane to Australia?
 

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