Banter What would you do if...

Grab my wellies and get everything I can upstairs.

What would you do if someone you fancied declared their undying love?
 
I’d say, “duh” :rolleyes::p

What would you do if you had bad service at a restaurant? How do you communicate that (or not)?
 
I'm not the type to cause a fuss, but if asked if the meal was to my satisfaction, I'd say no. And give the reason, but in a polite and respectful way.

What would you do if you got caught speeding?
 
Party my ass off until they kill me

What would you do if your car plunged into a raging river?
 
frisson said:
I’d say, “duh” :rolleyes::p

What would you do if you had bad service at a restaurant? How do you communicate that (or not)?
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Call the waiter/ server, be polite, be clear and specific about your dissatisfaction. Stick to the point of your dissatisfaction, don't ramble and don't make it personal.
Then wait, see their reaction. ( they should offer you a resolution)
Depending on their suggestion accept or counter it with what you think it would be commensurate or fair.
If they have no reaction ( it might be because they don't experience nor decisional power) suggest that they speak with their manager.

PS. this starts from the presumption you are dealing with a normal decent person, if they are a cunt... go rogue :))

What would you do if your ex keeps on sending you messages telling you they would do anything to be with you again, even a threesome of you choice, and sends you photos with people they could convince to participate?
 
Ignore.

What would you do if one day you woke up and literally every thing and everyone were named George?
 
I’d be amazed

What would you do if your boss turned into a pumpkin on Halloween?
 
I am my boss. I’d have someone carve a spooky face on the front of me and I’d say “boo” to everyone I saw.

What would you do if you could change any one thing that’s happened over the last 24 hours?
 
Nothing. Nothing worthy of changing.

What would you do if a crater opened in the middle of your home?
 
I'd probably fall into it

What would you do if you woke up one day as the opposite gender?
 
After, if, realizing that there's no going back, I'd disappear and start a new life elsewhere.

What would you do in an event of an earthquake while you're in your home, woken from sleep in your bed?
 
Buy new ones, but not before calling police on your ass so I can get money for new clothes, as a settlement w/out criminal charges.

What would you do if I showed up to the same party wearing identical clothes to yours, my gender version?
 
I would do a dance routine

What would you do if i delivered a 100 pound chocolate bunny to your house?
 
Share it with friends and you

What would you do if I hid your car from you?
 
i'll call liam neeson
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What would you do if the easter bunny showed up ?
 
I'd like that better. Easter Bunny is creepy af

What would you do if I wanted to use your body as a blanket?
 
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