Banter What would you do if...

[Deleted member 133968]

Ask her if she needed a hand with anything.

What would you do if your neighbor gave you a vibrator as a gift?

 

[Heatherly]

Laugh like hell

What would you do if your neighbor sun bathed nude in the back yard

 

[Deleted member 133968]

If it were a she as pretty as you, I'd drill a few holes in the fence and spend some time "working" in the yard and being a regular peeping Tom.

What would you do if you found this neighbor peeking?

 

[Heatherly]

Ignore him and get rid of my tan lines.

What would you do if you got caught peeking by your friend

 

[Deleted member 133968]

Show him - he'll understand...LMAO!

What would you do if we called you over for cocktails?

 

[Heatherly]

Depends on the State but not of age in most so I would never break the law

What would you do if I accepted anyway?

 

[John_Wick_Winking]

I would get ready for a lovely time

What would you do if I kissed you the moment you arrived?

 

[BB77]

Introduce you to my chainsaw

What would you do if you were elected as El Comandante/prime minister of your country

 

[John_Wick_Winking]

Put you in jail

What would you do if I hacked your fcn account?

 

[BB77]

Complain to my sister that the firewall she installed isn't working

What would yo do if your power went out

 

[John_Wick_Winking]

I'd get in my car and drive for hours while thinking about why @MissCin is ignoring me

What would you do if @MissCin called you 3 am just to bother you?

 

[BB77]

I wouldn't answer the phone because I would be asleep.

What would you do if your car ran out of fuel in the middle of nowhere

 

[John_Wick_Winking]

I'd sleep in the backseat till I die

What would you do if you woke up and found you're the only one on the Earth?

 

[BB77]

Give myself a pay rise and take the day off

What would you do if I stole your lunch

 

[John_Wick_Winking]

I'd file a complaint. Hey, fcn mods

What would you do if I hacked your email?

 

[BB77]

Laugh at you reading all the emails I send to myself as reminders of stuff I have to do.

What would you do if I was a mod and banned you

 

[John_Wick_Winking]

I'd create another account. A female account

What would you do if I messaged you?

 

[BB77]

Pretend I didn't know who you were

What would you do if I asked if I could borrow your car

 

[PumpkinPie]

You are welcome to my car...well I drive a truck but here ya go

What would you do if you were invited to the North Pole?

 

[BB77]

You are welcome to my car well I drive a truck but here ya go

Me to

I'd wrap up warm as I don't like the cold

What would you do if I invited you over for Christmas dinner