Banter What would you do if...

I'd have to stop posting!!

What would you do if I knocked on your door after dark?
 
Pretend I have plans.

What would you do if I ate your car and had to digest it without moving, for one month in front of your front door and it were impossible for me to move?
 
Ask someone stronger than me to "spot you" while I "spot you" from the fetal position crying with an erection at your feet.

What would you do if I had 5 bags of your favorite snacks in my pants?
 
Ask you to run around and roll around.

What would you do if you returned home from work and found me sitting where your Christmas tree was, just finishing eating the last branch?
 
"What the fuck, how did you get in here! *grabs the hockey stick thats beside the door*

What would you do if I took off all the labels on your canned goods?
 
Feed them to you.

What would you do if I gained Superman powers, but only you would know?
 
Give up your secret identity to the world, exposing your true identity. You'd be hounded by everyone for the rest or your life, even here....more so...

What would you do if I told you I was dating my vacuum cleaner?
 
I would ask you, "Sucky sucky good, yeah, eheuehueheuehuehe?"

What if I told you that the cake is a lie?
 
I would just laugh and say “your such a teaser”

what would you do if took your towel while you were in the shower as I laughed my way out of the bathroom?
 
Get another towel.

What would you do if you invited me over, went to bathroom and when you return, found me I'm sitting on the couch, wearing your clothes, prepped myself just like you?
 

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