Banter What would you do if...

Probably freak out when it hits, realize what's happening and find something safe to do for at least six hours.

What would you do if grew hair all over your body like a monkey, as the day progresses, but you wake up normal, as you are now, every day?
 
In what type of situation? Explore a little if I'm in no danger, I guess?

What would you do in the first month (after receiving the money) if you won a $50M lottery?
 
Probably get a really good legal team together to sort a few things, pay off debts and make some investments (see I really am a boring grown up 😜)

WWYD if you came home to a house full of chickens?
 
Answer it anyway with a weird statement. Why do we have fingertips but not toetips and yet we tiptoe but don’t tipfinger?

Also WWYD if you could say something to everyone simultaneously right now into their minds?
 
I'd do nothing.



What would you do if I showed up at your door with a bottle of your favorite booze and cheesecake?
 
I’d down the bottle on the doorstep and proceed to each cheesecake with my hands until I blacked out.

What would you do if you found someone passed out with cheesecake all over their face?
 
Cross the street.


What would you do if someone gave you a one off ticket which enabled you to visit anywhere you wanted to go?
 
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No one is watching right now so…

What would you do with zero responsibilities?
 
I don't know, I don't remember ever having that privilege.

WWYD if grass grew on your body instead of hair?
 
If grass grew on my body instead of on my hair, I'd probably be mesmerized by and obsessed with my grass-free hair.

What would you do if you discovered that you could wake up consciously instead of anybody you chose to, for a day at a time? You'd experience and see everything they do, even though you'd have no control—you're just there for the POV ride.
 
I'd probably enjoy it knowing that it would only be for the day and even if I couldn't control them, at least I'd gain insight into how they think lol

WWYD if you got a truck load of fish delivered to your door every evening and there was nothing you could do to stop it.
 
I love elephants, I'd be so happy. Although being pregnant for two years is not at all appealing... This happens so that the brain can fully develop, maybe that's what's wrong with humans lol


WWYD if a stranger came up and licked your face?
 
Depends on the stranger I suppose… I would either punch them in throat or tell them to keep licking

WWYD if you were offered the lead role in a porno movie, the pay was $100,000, but in the movie were required to be in an orgy with 50 midgets
 
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