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So, basically $65,000-ish after income tax. I'd decline. Also, "midget" is a disparaging slur, when referring to people with dwarfism.

Edit: wtf forum pages...

I'd probably meow at them.

That would never happen, because you'll never find me at the swingers club.

Count the money first.

What would you do if you woke up and discovered that your job, the company you work for has disappeared without any trace and you can't prove it ever existed?
 
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I'd be delighted, it would save me a whole lot of dough.

What would you do if there were no consequences?
 
Rob a bank or killing spree maybe... lol I'm not sure what I'd do really. Probably just punch annoying customers and coworkers in the mouth for being annoying lol.

WYWD if you found a large sum of money on the ground?
 
Honestly keep it for a while to see if anyone lost it and if not use it for good things. No point in bringing it to the police here...

WWYD if someone stole Christmas?
 
Probably perform a heart surgery. A larger heart seems to be a historically acceptable solution.

WWYD if you wake up one day to realise nobody can see you or hear you?
 
Nothing, I guess? What could I do? Literally everything we need to do in order to survive is dependent on those factors.


What would you do if we suddenly had a choice to move to either closest planet and live there safely with all the normal things as on the planet your from?
 
All ur base r belong 2 us.

What would you do if I showed up at your door with an electric chainsaw and asked to borrow some electricity?
 
Jump on apps and web, divest everything and withdraw everything into checking account, go to the local bank branch and withdraw everything that's currently in my accounts, go to closest grocery and use credit cards to buy as much protein and water stuff as possible, start driving to Colorado. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

What would you do if you woke up and your dick is a long elephant trunk, and if you didn't have a dick, you now have a long elephant trunk dick?
 
A few murders, some robberies, some other interesting stuff. Probably establish anarchy in a part of the world. Oh so many plans.

WWYD if you found a portal that could take you to any fictional universe of your choice, the condition being you can't return to this world
 
Take over the world.

What would you do if a snake showed up at your door with a basket of gifts, every day?
 
Have fun messing with ghosts / demons / whatever, 'cause I don't believe in any of that shit.

What would you do if you went to work one day, and as soon as you stepped out the door, every single person had your face and your voice ?
 
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