What you failed to mention

[Heidiwil]

Cause girls always want to say to much hahaha

It was good shit to say...they did rescue a freaking kitten! Men like to skip over the details...balance, we just my need some balance!

 

[Lakeside]

 

[Tdp06]

It was good shit to say...they did rescue a freaking kitten! Men like to skip over the details...balance, we just my need some balance!

Ho come on don't take it like that, all I wanted to say is because you wanted to say so much, i posted before you, that Is all .

 

[Imagine]

What you failed to mention was that tub was a huge bucket of spicy KFC.

I had lunch with a real beauty today.

 

[Imagine]

What you failed to mention is that you're captivated by men riding toy horses.

I find women's underwear very difficult to figure out.

 

[TallulahBlue]

What you fail to mention is that is only because they don't fit you as well as boxers or briefs.

I love to go to the gym.

 

[Stanthropical]

What you failed to mention is that you're a janitor at the gym and love gazing at the women.

I love dark chocolate. The darker the better.

 

[TallulahBlue]

What you failed to mention is that you use "chocolate" as a euphemism for "fantasies."

I stood in line to see Justin Bieber.

 

[Imagine]

What you failed to mention is that it was as he was being released from another night in jail.

I can't seem to walk anymore without tripping over myself.

 

[Saximony]

what you failed to what you failed to mention is you work at a liquor store.

I Think im in love

 

[Stanthropical]

What you failed to mention is that it's a an alligator mannequin at the pawn shop you're in love with.

I can resist anything except temptation.

 

[Imagine]

What you failed to mention is you're watching your neighbor's Netflix through your open front door using binoculars covered in cheetos dust

I'm thinking of taking up a new sport.

 

[Imagine]

What you failed to mention is you meant Mount Everest the adult film star.

I'm going fishing in the Gulf of Mexico.

 

[TallulahBlue]

What you failed to mention is that your fishing pole was made by Fisher Price, so you aren't going to catch much out of the Gulf.

I'm ready for the big game!

 

[Saximony]

I'm ready for the big game!

What you failed to mention is your inflating Tom Brady's Balls.

I love eating out.

 

[TallulahBlue]

What you failed to mention is that you love eating out your neighbor.

Monday is my favorite day of the week!