After watching COCO, that last part when he sings to his Great Grandma, I just lost it! SPOILERS!!! Last time I ate Cap'n Crunch Last time you started working out?
Ooh! Yesterday. I love demanding that people retell stories that make me laugh. Last time you held a frog.
Don't tend to hang out in the rain so.. *wonders if a shower counts* Last time you had a piece of fruit?
Last time that happened was about 15 years ago. I was internet dating and "met" a teacher at the school I used to go to; Sofi/Sophie or Sofie, who knows. We went out to a pub, had a few drinks and went to a jazz club (not as gay as it sounds). We were sitting on a comfy couch and watching the musicians, it was fairly laid back, and she reached over and took my hand. All good I thought. We chatted, we were intimate and close, she was pretty, and touchy-feely and it all felt like it was going well. We decided enough was enough and I offered to drive her home. Turned out she lived in the school boarding house - where foreign students stayed, boarders whose parents were away, etc. Basically a big dorm. She'd only just moved up to the city, so hadn't found somewhere to live yet. So I knew the way at least. Drove into the school grounds and we kissed goodbye, it got a bit heavy. We were facing the back of the primary school and when it got super heavy I pulled the car a few hundred feet forward and in behind the school. She climbed on top of me, ground herself virtually to orgasm, and then for some reason (cramped car, perhaps?) it wasn't working for her, so she got in a grump, and fucked off to the boarding house. Went out with her the next weekend and this time she invited me in. Literally a student dorm room. Went to bed, gave her manual and oral and she got off massively, then fucking passed out. I assumed we'd be having sex, we were fully nakI lay there like a retard for about 30 minutes before I decided I was too pissed off; got up quietly and went home; she barely noticed. She rang me a few days later, apologised, said she was tired that night but she had a friend coming up to visit from her home town, could we go out? I was taking all my staff out that night so I invited her and her friend along. Friend was gorgeous, Sofi completely fucking ignored me the whole night. I spent the night chatting to her friend who about 11-12pm revealed to me that she "felt so sorry Sofi just wasn't into me". Sofi spent the night showing off her beatboxing to one of the guys who worked for me who was into all his hip-hop stuff (and married), I just walked out about 1a; got some food; never spoke to her again. Never seen anything like that in my life.
Last time I got out of breath... Walking up 4 flights of stairs today. #dadbod Last time you felt confident with your body...
