When I'm naked I usually...

When I’m naked, I usually have my own space and my own bed to rest in.

 

When I'm naked, I usually don't wear any clothes.

 

When I'm naked, I usually shave my private parts

 

when I'm naked I usually do something

 

When I’m naked I usually twirl my dick like a helicopter

 

When I'm naked I usually have to save my life and my soft hands on the floor before I hear him chuckle.

 

When I’m naked, I’m looking for the next great photo op.

 

When I'm naked, I usually get involved in things that contain adult content.

 

When I’m naked i usually pull the curtains

 

When I'm naked I usually do the dance and then go to bed

 

When I’m naked I usually just take a picture of the front of my head

 

When I'm naked, I usually remember what it was I forgot at Home this morning, because the other people on the train letting me know

 

When I’m naked I am usually awake or asleep.

 

When I'm naked I am usually hoping to see someone else naked.

 

When I’m naked I am usually just sitting on my couch watching the game.

 

When I’m naked I usually don’t drink a hot drink in case of spillage

 

When I'm naked I am usually blushing

 

Usually when I am naked all females leave the internet world and are replaced by creepy men pretending to be women.
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