Banter Why Are They Single?

[SweetLesGirl]

Because she is sizzling uou cant touch her

 

[Locket44]

Because she invites you over but then you never see her face as its always behind a canvas, you get all excited to see the amazing drawing she's done after making you sit for hours and you step behind the canvas to see a beautiful...... Self portrait.

 

[NotSoQuietGirl]

Self portrait

^that's like a horror movie I would watch.

She insists on people giving back the air they took by breathing in when coming over to visit.

 

[Locket44]

She insists on people giving back the air they took by breathing in when coming over to visit.

Lmao

She gives each item of food a name and spends five minutes talking to it before she eats it.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She is an asshole; no smiley faces oops there is one

 

[Locket44]

He is not really an asshole but likes to act the ass

 

[Fildo66]

Speaking of like it up the ass, wait … what are we talking about here? Oh yeah, why is she single. To be honest, I think she just likes it. And making guy’s dreams come true. When guys I’ve talked to were lucky enough to have sex with her, they are never the same.

 

[Locket44]

Here he's Fildo66 but in his dating profile he's Dildo69.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Knows only about 69

 

[Locket44]

Knows nothing about women

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Knows nothing about anything

 

[Happilymarried38]

Claims to have an eidetic memory, but can't remember his dates name.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Sex phobia

 

[Locket44]

Carries a bucket everywhere and puts it over his dates head everytime someone approaches them.

 

[Fildo66]

Has this weird game show host fantasy about her. Not even a fantasy. I think she actually thinks she is a game show host. Places a little electronic box on the table when her and her date go to a restaurant and whenever she tells a joke, she hits the button on the box and it lights up with the word “APPLAUSE” like during live studio audience shows. Every once in a while she’ll pull out the air horn if she tells a doozy of a joke. And if by some miracle her date is desperate enough and starved enough of sex that he just wants to get her in the bed, she shoot of confetti cannons like the golden buzzer on AGT to signal her date has made it to the next round. Trust me … the next round never cums. Lol. See what I did there? It’s supposed to be comes but I put … fuck it. *click*. “APPLAUSE”

 

[Locket44]

He applauds himself and does a victory dance every time he makes someone cum.

 

[vanilla_hips]

Smacks and drools while eating.

 

[NotSoQuietGirl]

Snorts while eating

 

[Locket44]

She only dates pigs


She runs everywhere and expects her dates to keep up.

 

[vanilla_hips]

Wears rubber boots in bed.