Banter Why Are They Single?

[Stanthropical]

OCD about matching shit that has no business matching.

 

[Busty_Nerd]

For sitting in this thread with mismatched socks right now.

 

[Stanthropical]

Describes own actions sports commentator style, in third-person. Like, all the time.

 

[Busty_Nerd]

For not knowing what an anachronism is

 

[Stanthropical]

For thinking she knew what it is prior some hipster referring to her as such.

 

[JudithJ1337]

He's single because of arguing with Titty City Mayor.

Cooking steak well done.

They're single for making up lies! Medium rare is the best!!!

 

[Busty_Nerd]

For being super lame

 

[JudithJ1337]

Her moron support is too smort.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

For being super lame

 

[Locket44]

He charges people for dates and then tells them that he's too overqualified and leaves.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She hates dating

 

[danniii]

He’s waiting for someone just as crazy as he is

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She is about to get crazy and working on it, busy being there

 

[Stanthropical]

He's an eagle catfish.

 

[WittleGrace]

His points make him intimidating.

 

[Simonsaysxxx503]

Her information tab

 

[J0DIE]

He never leaves his pool

 

[WittleGrace]

People feel like with her name in all caps they have to yell it or it’s rude.

 

[J0DIE]

They didn't realise she is single

 

[Stanthropical]

Talks too much