Banter Why Are They Single?

[Normalish]

He's married to FCN

 

[danniii]

He loves eating cat food to much

 

[Normalish]

Too many to choose from

 

[vanilla_hips]

Might not be housebroken.

 

[Stanthropical]

Didn't forward any chain messages in 2008. Youre the broken link.

 

[vanilla_hips]

Because he never leaves the... matrix or something.

 

[Stanthropical]

Talks about matrixes too much.

 

[rocdekar]

Stole Pokémon cards in 2004.

 

[danniii]

Has a habit of sucking his big toe

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Too proud of her peach

 

[Snap75]

Has 114 different STI's

 

[Deleted member 264383]

Because he is too sexy for his shirt and not all woman like to walk around with a half naked man

 

[Stanthropical]

Not from this planet

 

[FallenFreya]

Because he's waiting for me

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Cause she has this tea-and-biscuit infatuation

 

[FallenFreya]

Cause she has this tea-and-biscuit infatuation

And that's a problem?

He doesn't have a tea and biscuit infatuation

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She can not afford to buy a cup of tea

 

[danniii]

He has a weird obsession with cucumbers can never be without one in his hand

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Her hands are always BUSY

 

[Stanthropical]

Doesnt believe in Jesus