All she wants to do is play in the snow
Banter Why Are They Single?
- Thread starter WomenRfromVenus
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She doesnt actually have sex in real life, all her lovers need to come HERE to enjoy an intimate encounter with her.
Single bc she was on a crime mystery show about being a supposed black widow
(4 husbands mysteriously and accidently died. I think not!)
(4 husbands mysteriously and accidently died. I think not!)
Faps too much. Cant perform for love making
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Slopps
Guest
Faps too much. Has too high expectations when it come sto love making
They see his dick and run
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Slopps
Guest
Too high standards when it comes to dicks... 
Hes always bringing cheese into the bedroom
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Slopps
Guest
How could THAT make me single? You are crazy...
Single because she obviously is crazy... Pft...
Single because he likes to ask trivia questions during sex
"Coprastastaphobia is the fear of what"?
"Coprastastaphobia is the fear of what"?
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LilithX
Guest
Because she’s waiting for me
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Slopps
Guest
Just a little bit too perfect
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LilithX
Guest
So we can have make up sex
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emptynestcpl
Guest
She is always taking pictures, can't even put down the camera for sex.
Single because his pickup line is:
"I want to gravy your biscuit"
"I want to gravy your biscuit"
She's always on FCN and never actually meets anyone in person
Come on baby
