Banter Why Are They Single?
- Thread starter WomenRfromVenus
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Flirtinghubby
Guest
She's kinda like a butterface.... but more of a blurryface. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Because shes a starfish in bed
She's so high, above me.
For constantly screaming "whats my name, bitch"
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Flirtinghubby
Guest
Called Venus not because of the planet but because her snatch is a Venus dicktrap.
Bc #SquirtingHubby isn't so saxy
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Flirtinghubby
Guest
Cause her best pick up line is:
"Do you like to shoplift?..... how would you like to five finger *points at groin* dis-cunt?"
"Do you like to shoplift?..... how would you like to five finger *points at groin* dis-cunt?"
Because he pretends to be pieces of furniture
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Flirtinghubby
Guest
Take this down IMMEDIATELY!!!!!
This is mocking my affliction. My very sexy affliction, and I won't stand for it.
Probably why you're still single posting crap like this!!!
Can I get a #Mod !!!!
Doesn't understand fetishes.
BTW that's just wierd
BTW that's just wierd
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Thalassa
Guest
Spends all night dyeing cooked spaghetti into rainbow colors.
Then spends all day lining them up perfectly under the sun, so they can dry straight.
Then spends all day lining them up perfectly under the sun, so they can dry straight.
Lives under the sea so probably a mermaid
Remove the gym and there's the answer lolz
Extreme cheapskate
Because shes only 2 feet tall