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Flirtinghubby
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Vagina like a hallway.
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Thalassa
Guest
Can't handle the rare and prized hallway vagina. Poor micropeenee.
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Thalassa
Guest
Coz she says weird shit like that ^^^
And yea, has no hesitation talking to herself.
And yea, has no hesitation talking to herself.
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Flirtinghubby
Guest
I dunno. Guys like her. Shes smart and sexy and funny. But as soon as she goes for that first hand job they just never come back.
He's overqualified
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emptynestcpl
Guest
She has too many choices available to her so she can't make up her mind.
Bc he has a fb account dedicated to his cat
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emptynestcpl
Guest
Because when she goes muddin she does not clean herself back up for a few days so she can show off how dirty she got.
Because he goes muddin
Cause her idea of BBCs are BRUISED BROKEN COCKs 
Stilleto stomp cock fetish is a thing!
Stilleto stomp cock fetish is a thing!Because her opossum drawing skills is too intimidating
Cause she uses the word is instead of are (I think it's cute!)
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Jinxy
Guest
Because all potential partners drown.
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LilithX
Guest
He smells like he lives in a barn
always having mixed feelings
Name rhymes with "Rhythm of Penus" 