Banter Why Are They Single?

[AmandaFlirty]

Shes too sexy stimulated to handle

 

[Jinxy]

Because no ones butt could handle that much spanking.

 

[NerdiGuy]

Keeps getting arrested for indecent exposure.

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Always banging on (about something) ~ badoom tishhhh

 

[SnowbunnyMilfLovesBBCs]

Her dates arent mad shes bald, theyre mad she would lie about it with that red wig

 

[Hubby_Home_Alone]

cus she can't marry the British Broadcasting Corp...

 

[WomenRfromVenus]

Because he prefers to be home alone

 

[TBig88M]

She chooses to be single herself , I have no other explenation.

 

[SnowbunnyMilfLovesBBCs]

The glasses stay on.


The glasses. Stay. On.

 

[Sh4mbills]

Because she never met me before. Hi, by the way

 

[Ehri]

Because no one gave him a sock yet.

 

[TBig88M]

Because her YouTube channel "HerHobby, YourHubby" is priority number 1 for her.

 

[Pyra]

Because he spends too much time looking at his phone or taking selfies.

 

[pigheaded]

She doesn’t like ham?

 

[Hubby_Home_Alone]

Cus he won’t take off that hat

 

[EmmaJay]

He's not single, so.....lol

 

[AmandaFlirty]

Because she has a small peepee haha
I dont know why shes single!!!
But im glad she is because if she wasnt then probably wouldn't be here as much and i would miss her soooo much!!!

 

[Hubby_Home_Alone]

Cus she’s too sexy for her shirt...

 

[Pyra]

He's not single, so.....lol

Rinse and repeat. I feel like you should be allowed to participate in this forum thread @Hubby_Home_Alone

 

[Hubby_Home_Alone]

Rinse and repeat. I feel like you should be allowed to participate in this forum thread @Hubby_Home_Alone

Just takes a little imagination...