Banter Why Are They Single?

[Jinxy]

Because at the end of the first date she sends him a photo collage of what their kids will look like

 

[NerdiGuy]

Because of her endless collection of creepy porcelain dolls... they stare at you...

 

[Englishflower]

Because he's a bit creepy and morbid

 

[TBig88M]

Because she wants to be right about everything all the time. It can't be her bum, it most definately is not her bum why she is single.

 

[Melancholic]

Because he's already dating Queen Elizabeth

 

[Jinxy]

Because he just brings every one down with his moods

 

[Oldgymrat]

Keeps burrying dates in the sand at the beach and forgets to dig them out

 

[Jinxy]

Keeps burrying dates in the sand at the beach and forgets to dig them out

If they fall for the ol hey let me bury you trick they deserve to stay there.

He feeds them all into a food coma on the first date.

 

[Thalassa]

She has a tickling fetish. She straps down her men and tickles them to tears.

 

[TBig88M]

She spends too much time watching naked men on the beach. Secretly stroking.

 

[Thalassa]

All day long, he watches me stroke my dick at the beach. He has no time to date.

 

[Jeri36TG]

Spends his days stroking his cock for other guys at the beach.

 

[Tdp06]

Spends his days stroking his cock for other guys at the beach.

I knew @Thalassa had a dick

 

[Jeri36TG]

I knew @Thalassa had a dick

I'm still confused by the post...

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Because she's always 30 minutes late for everything and takes 3 hours to get ready to go anywhere.

 

[TBig88M]

Because she likes P!nk too much.

 

[Englishflower]

Because he keeps his glasses on in bed

 

[Thalassa]

I knew @Thalassa had a dick

Pomme frite sournoise, don't be jealous of my way-bigger-than-yours dick just coz it comes in many colors.

I'm still confused by the post...

We're being silly.

Because he keeps his glasses on in bed

She eats sticky honey-soaked crumpets with spicy drippy sausages in her lovers' beds.

 

[Tdp06]

Pomme frite sournoise, don't be jealous of my way-bigger-than-yours dick just coz it comes in many colors.


We're being silly.


She eats sticky honey-soaked crumpets with spicy drippy sausages in her lovers' beds.

You like surprises?? You be surprised

 

[Thalassa]

You like surprises?? You be surprised

That your banane is more of a carrotte? I am surprised! My self esteem and pride are directly linked to the size of my dick relative to others, so I feel quite proud at the moment.

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Single because he bathes in women's perfume.