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lucky_luke
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She's single because she's loca. Simple as that.
Banter Why Are They Single?
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Thalassa
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He's single because he's loco. Simple as that.
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lucky_luke
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Because she is a copycat. Not simple as the previous answer but still works.
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Thalassa
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Because he wishes he were a copycat like me. Not simple as the previous answer but still works.
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lucky_luke
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She's obsessed with dolls... Little or big ones, really weird and creepy or cute... It doesn't matter. Her house and especially her basement are full of dolls... Smh... Enough said right?
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Thalassa
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He's obsessed with Ken dolls... Ones with little dicks or big dicks, really weird and creepy or cute... It doesn't matter. His house and especially his basement are full of naked Ken dolls... Smh... Enough said right?
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lucky_luke
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She is the greatest porn star, the most famous actress that had her debut in an alien erotic production. That's all.
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Thalassa
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He is the lamest porn star, the least famous actor that had his debut in a ridiculous Sharknado-alien erotic production. That's all.
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lucky_luke
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Cause she's not a woman. She's (he is) an old guy, around 67, with a wooden leg, an eye which is made of glass and her left hand is a hook, exactly the same as captains Hook.
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LilithX
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Because he dips his “French fry“ in ketchup and asks women if they want a bite
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Jinxy
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Because she insists all male suitors call her by her secret name, but she won’t reveal that name and if they get it wrong she whips them with feather duster.
Her sexual appetite is just to strong
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Thalassa
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She makes her men wear matching bikinis when she goes to the pool with them.
Her obsession with collecting pretty rocks scares off most people.
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Jeri36TG
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Her horns are larger than every guy she dates package.
She is just too cute to be dated
Because he's too far away from me 
Because she doesn't tell me where to fly
Because all the airplanes are grounded 