Banter Why Are They Single?

[JoergGentle1965]

Because she is always hiding

 

[Melancholic]

Because she's under sea. Can't date humans for long. They will die.

 

[Englishflower]

Because he's to melancholic lol

 

[JoergGentle1965]

I really don't know why. Maybe because everyone just adores that butt and she is just too cute for one only.

 

[Jinxy]

He just seems to darn nice

 

[FiveKnuckleShuffle]

She's to sexy for one guy to have all to himself.

 

[Kbunny]

He never takes his hands out of his pockets.

 

[Hajos5784]

Shes always hiding her face so noone can see it.

 

[LillyK]

because he is actually 96 years old. His pictures look great because they're fake. So when he meets his dates they are shocked when they see a pile of wrinkles, pruney lips, a flannel shirt and an old cigar.

 

[Thalassa]

Coz she's the Lilly who runs the K9 department of District 9. Everyone's scared shitless of her, especially the men. She's more muscular than them and sics her dogs on them if they get out of line.

 

[Englishflower]

Lives under the sea making breathing difficult lolz not worth drowning for sorry lolz

 

[Hubby_Home_Alone]

Can’t find a guy who will plant himself between her spread legs at all hours of the day.

 

[Englishflower]

He won't go anywhere prefers to stay home

 

[Jinxy]

She insists on wearing full scuba gear to bed. No idea why.

 

[Englishflower]

Things get very wet lolz

Doesn't know why you need scuba gear

 

[JoergGentle1965]

Always hires the wrong guys for her jobs lol

 

[Blake34]

Women are intimidated by his magnificence

 

[Jinxy]

Insists on being topless every where he goes.

 

[JoergGentle1965]

Just didn't found the right guy. Helllllloooooo

 

[LilithX]

Those feet smell like death.