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Shy_Canuck
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Ouch! Absolutely not true.When he "pulls back the curtain to reveal his personality" and says "ta da", it's just an euphemism for flashing his private parts. On the first date.
Banter Why Are They Single?
- Thread starter WomenRfromVenus
- Start date
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Jinxy
Guest
Because he is too shy to swipe right ( or is it left? I have no idea)
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Jeri36TG
Guest
She finds the oddest times to ask her new boyfriend to take a picture her.
Spends to much time on FCN to find one lolz
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Jeri36TG
Guest
Forgot to take her ex-boyfriend's joint away message off her voicemail...
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Jinxy
Guest
He wears the towel everywhere he goes.
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Slopps
Guest
The pineapple-on-pizza-thing definitely makes (sane) people run away....
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FallenFreya
Guest
Just can't get him out the bathroom and away from mirrors.
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SaschaDom
Guest
All men died 
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FallenFreya
Guest
Won't take the sunglasses off in any suitation.
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Thalassa
Guest
Because she gets men fat with her pastries and baked goods. Their self-esteem plummets yet they just can't stop eating.
Nice hair and no face...is kinda creepy especially at night
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FallenFreya
Guest
I do remove it at times!
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Why single? -> Single because it's his own choice
(hides away Darth Vader costume)
Why is the person above you, Single?
(Expose funny reasons why)
Thalassa is above you.
Ah! Thanks for letting me in the plot! Edited accordingly!
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Because frowns are in, smiles are out
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Thalassa
Guest
Because he built a multi-million cake empire but insists on having a pre-nup.
Because it's hard to figure out if she's happy/sad/angry/serious/humoring - due to obvious reasons
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Thalassa
Guest
Because he makes fun of my multiple personality disorder, dissociative disorder, schizophrenia, hypersarcastic illness, anger issues, and last but most importantly, my pms.
Because there are no men 'under the sea'