Banter Why Are They Single?

[AmandaFlirty]

Because she won't share the hot water

 

[Englishflower]

Too busy slapping ass lolz

 

[MelancholyArtist]

she laughs at little pricks

 

[D4rr3N]

He leads a dangerous life as a wild west marshal.

 

[Fildo66]

He types in all capital, bold letters like he’s angry and yelling all the time. Scares off potential dates on the hook-up site.

 

[Woodrow46]

because his name reeks of sex toy beastiality

 

[D4rr3N]

He has this weird habit of using suction cup dildos to spell the word "Hi" on everyone's car.

 

[Jinxy]

He follows Woodrow around to steal the dildos and sells them online

 

[Fildo66]

Because she takes forever to get ready for a date. “Do you like my black silky dress?” “How about my slinky swimsuit?” “I like this better.” They all look amazing!! Lol

 

[D4rr3N]

nooo i was beaten to it.

Edit: He often uses a soundboard of Adele singing "hello" as an opener.

 

[Jinxy]

He is always late to the party.

 

[SweetLesGirl]

She never get so far to dress to go out and the dudes got tired to wait

 

[IzzyB]

Because she is too shy to talk to people.

 

[duncanh1n3z]

Because she is permanently bending forwards showing her nice cleavage to everyone

 

[SweetLesGirl]

Because he is inlove with his guitar

 

[Dirtymatt]

Because too much time is spent with pen/cil in hand creating than chatting up potential partners

 

[SweetLesGirl]

Because he hides behind leaves

 

[Dirtymatt]

Because he hides behind leaves

Ha ha you're not wrong metaphorically and literally. Ha ha ha

 

[SweetLesGirl]

Ha ha you're not wrong metaphorically and literally. Ha ha ha

Well that is a shame get out behind those leaves

 

[FiveKnuckleShuffle]

She keeps being erased from memories.