Banter Why Are They Single?

[Stanthropical]

Too much talking (about imagination) and not enough doing.

 

[Fildo66]

Probably scary enough that he can ban you from the halls of FCN. He also refers to his cock as the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator made famous from Marvin the Martian on Bugs Bunny. So that is kind of cool but doesn’t fetch many second dates.

 

[Thalassa]

Because he seems a bit tooooo knowledgeable about another man's cock...that's suspicious...

 

[Fildo66]

Because she seems to take “protected sex” to the extreme. And if I know someone names their cock the Explosive Space Modulator? Damn right I have to see it. Lol

 

[Stanthropical]

Name sounds too much like a puppy which makes it awkward.

Probably scary enough that he can ban you from the halls of FCN. He also refers to his cock as the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator made famous from Marvin the Martian on Bugs Bunny. So that is kind of cool but doesn’t fetch many second dates.

Why is everyone so obsessed about the ban function of moderators?

 

[Fildo66]

Name sounds too much like a puppy which makes it awkward.




Why is everyone so obsessed about the ban function of moderators?

Honestly, I appreciate the argument threads about why the person shouldn’t be banned. I just threw that in there. I could care less about it. As far as I’m concerned, you guys do a great job.

 

[Thalassa]

Spritzes his food and his date's food with clorox because he wants to eat clean.

 

[Esoterix]

Everyone she meets, suffers with thalassophobia.

 

[FallenFreya]

Because the only food she ever has in her home is banana bread.

 

[Jinxy]

Because she is too busy baking to worry about men.

 

[Stanthropical]

Too jinxy

 

[FallenFreya]

Because he can never love a woman as much as he loves his garden.

 

[Jinxy]

Because she could never love a man as much as her baking.

 

[Fildo66]

Probably because she is a curse on most men. In fact, legend has it that men can’t even think straight when they date her. That her charm, wit, beauty, sexiness, personality, kinkiness and overall desire to rock her men’s world are just too much for most ordinary men. Most leave the relationship a shell of who they were before. She is too much for them but they always want her more. Sounds like a hell of a first date to me. . Not sure where I heard the legend from. Probably met one of her victims at the bar and he told me the story. So I ran with it.

 

[AmandaFlirty]

He's not but still types too much haha

 

[Stanthropical]

She sleeps on her head with eyes open.

 

[Thalassa]

Curls up and cuddles with his veggies at night, and sings them to sleep.

 

[Fildo66]

Usually gives her dates the test by sitting in an aquarium at the restaurant and stared at them underwater while they look around for their date. Classic trick and not one man has made it through date one.

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Fildo67 was just slightly more appealing.

 

[LillyK]

He was caught playing with @Fildo66's sex toys in quite the compromising position & the video leaked.