Banter Why Are They Single?

[Dirtybugger666]

Her "parties" end in hospital visits and embarrassing anecdotes

 

[LillyK]

Let's just say no one goes to his parties more than once, and they wake up the next morning very very sore.

 

[Stanthropical]

Has tea time with sex toys for every meal.

 

[LillyK]

Devotes too much time to his garden, making sandwiches, and his watch collection.

 

[Dirtybugger666]

Let's just say no one goes to his parties more than once, and they wake up the next morning very very sore.

A night they can't forget.

Thread ...Is actually named Harold.

 

[Stanthropical]

Doesn't shower.

 

[Dirtybugger666]

Only golden showers

 

[Stanthropical]

Too submissive.

 

[Dirtybugger666]

Too microscopic

 

[SweetLesGirl]

Because he is a bugger

 

[XxLady420xx]

Bc she’s a girl that’s less sweet

 

[Dirtybugger666]

Could be the hairy wart on her nose or the fact she rides a broomstick

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Just cuz.

 

[Dirtybugger666]

The name's a good clue

 

[Flirtinghubby]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[Dirtybugger666]

Clearly doesn't put in the effort

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Always has to have the last word.

 

[BabyBrit]

too hairy in too many places

 

[Dirtybugger666]

Has a habit of biting

 

[SweetLesGirl]

He is too cheeky for his own good