Banter Why Are They Single?

Depends on how you define single. Hell, he is not even one unto himself with all of the accounts he has created. Damn, I might be one of them. But I digress. Just saying, in his mind, he is not single. He already has so many women on here...right where he wants them. Why would he want to be with just one?
 
Because he shows up on all his dates dressed as the Last Air Bender (I only know that because Of my kids. I swear) and tries to remove his dates clothes with his “powers”. After they ask for the fifth time, “What the f*#k are you doing?”, they decide to leave. I heard one time his “powers” caused a woman’s dress to ripple but they were outside and I’m positive it was the wind but I’m not one to ruin one’s dreams.
If only the the Avatar’s true power was to get a second date. Dammit!
 
Because he always these long as responses to why people are single he can never just get to the point. He constantly puts his dates to sleep and he takes photos of them why their sleeping and post it on social media then the women find out and confront him and they report him to the cops and list him as a... oh god what am I'm doing I'm slowly turning into him :eek: he's contagious
 
Once he realized his “sexyman” thing wasn’t a hit with the ladies, he started wearing leopard print things and programmed his smart house so that when he unlocked the door and bring his dates home, “Staying Alive” would start playing, the disco lights would come on and he would rip his pants off and start dancing for his date. I’m sure it is a hot scene but maybe should wait for the second date to bust out that move.
 
I think, and I can’t confirm this, that she has named her two … mountainous friends Kinky and Tanya. So when she invites her dates over to her house to have some fun with her and her two friends, they all think they are about to have a foursome. Not that they are disappointed by any means. Usually she ends up serving them a few drinks with her boobs busting out of her shirt and her dates pass out from lack of oxygen to their head. The one that houses their brains.
With her night ruined, she usually throws them into the “Cuffed to above user” thread which is why most of us wake up there with no clue what is going on.
 
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