Banter Why Are They Single?

So, from what I can gather, on his dating app, when he goes and video chats with the ladies, he uses the guy below when he talks to his girls. I don’t know why. All I know is he is still single. Why?
DUDE ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ (supposed to pointing downwards). Be yourself. ;)
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So, again, I cannot confirm this but she likes to bring her dates home and offer them pleasures beyond their wildest dreams. IF.. they agree to be tied down and take a certain size something up the ass. Of course they agree, thinking of her all over them, until she brings in her toy. Yeah. Even I wouldn’t take that thing which is why I haven’t been back.
I mean, which is why she is still single. :)
 
MissLed said:
LOLOL Because they want to share their toys lol :)
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*Acts surprised*
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!? That is not what your last five dates said about you. In fact, they said you demonstrated your whole collection and made them watch. Which, again is how guys black out and end up in other threads. :p
 
MissLed said:
LOLOL Coz their ex's are enjoying lovely padded cells lol :)
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More right then you know. Lol. She has a padded room in her house she calls pleasure land. Basically her dates walk in and end up locked in the room. They then read the rules, “Locked in the room with the above user, what do you do”? Damn it …
 
I think she brings her dates home and tells them to just lie on this bed, and I am going to tie you up. Oh man, “sweet” they think. What a first date? They think. She then puts on a camera, logs onto FCN and creates threads like “Rate my dates cock” and “Tell me what to stick in there”. Most don’t come back. And the ones that have, end up in the room. :p
 
Rumor has it that she stays too busy posting sexy gifs that she forgets she is on a date. Hours later, she turns and asks, “I’m sorry. Did you say something?” Then realizes it’s daylight outside and her date is long gone. :p
 
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