Banter Why Are They Single?

[DD_850]

This fucking guy constantly stares at his neighbors taking notes on everything they do and then he reads them to his date. the poor things he is the only person to make 5 minutes last a life time. I must admit it is impressive to see him always bring company over it must be that alluring smile of his

 

[Fildo66]

Because, from what I’ve heard, he brings his dates back to his place and when it comes time to show off his macho and mucho side, he can’t perform. When asked what’s wrong, I believe he said because, and I am paraphrasing here, “That fucking pervert next door keeps watching and taking notes!” Who would do such a thing. Again, I am not sure if that is the reason but my notes clearly say, “can’t get it done”. Whoops

 

[DreamerGirl1]

Because he keeps telling his dates jokes just before they climax so they never actually do and are left feeling unfulfilled and empty. Most run away and never come back.

 

[Snap75]

Her ideal man is a gorilla in a tuxedo with a Bentley.

 

[Fildo66]

I am pretty sure it’s because his pick-up line ever since I’ve know him is “You must be a parking ticket because you have fine written all over you.” *slaps forehead*. Jeezus man …

 

[Snap75]

Lolol.
His pick up line is a bit more original, but has a similar effect.
"Hey baby, I just got released and fucking a girl would be a good change. Keen?"

 

[Dogowar]

He doesn't wear his budgie smugglers enough for the ladies to swoon over lol

 

[Fildo66]

I swear I am not making this up. I’ve seen this guy at a sports bar watching a game and asked a lady, “Did you see that foul?”
“What foul?” She asks
“That blatant foul. You didn’t see it?”
“What foul?” She repeats with an odd look
“Me foul-Ing in love with you.”
Holy jeez … I’m done with this thread.

 

[Dogowar]

I watched him turn to a girl in the same bar and say " you don't sweat much for a fat lass" and she was still all over him. Till he said he was being honest lol

 

[DreamerGirl1]

He isn’t really, he’s got a harem of ladies back at the ol homestead. He’s just here to add to it.

 

[Fildo66]

You remember those commercials for male enhancement that always said, “If you have an erection that lasts more than four to five hours, consult a physician.”? That’s pretty much how her dates end. With the guy, in an emergency room, holding an erection he can’t get rid of no matter how many times he cums. That’s her power.

 

[Locket44]

Because he won't share his toys

 

[DreamerGirl1]

Because not everyone can stand the heat from all those flames.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Cause she is still waiting for the knight on a white horse: dreams

 

[Sakura3]

Cause he goes around spanking butts

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She just transformed into a human being but still have a thing for her owl boyfriend

 

[DreamerGirl1]

Because he's an eagle not a Knight on a white horse

 

[HornyIsh69]

She's dreaming of her knight.

 

[Wiscorealistic]

Only want 69 and nothing more..

 

[Fildo66]

Rumor on the street is this. And I get it from a very reliable source. He likes to put “long hair” on his finger and pretend it is his girlfriend. He even goes so far as to make them so it seems like a different date every night. Like “Mona … you want to touch me?”
In a female voice’ “ No! Not on the first date”
“Are you sure? Look how big it is…”
“I’m not that kind of girl…”
Touches his cock…
“But it is so big. And long… I can’t resist touching it”
and that starts the jacking off. He’s had “sex” with Casey, Lisa, Storm (X-men?), Violet (stripper?) and Ben (fantasy) just last night.
As to why he’s single? No idea.