Banter Why Are They Single?

The reason is he likes to meet people in university bars and just when everything is going well he'll take you to a mechanical bull ride. it has to be a bull he won't settle for anything less and also he really likes his bondage like the really, really rough stuff his breast are white but from the beaten his breasts takes they appear black:D
 
It's not by choice, everyone is just scared of that beast he calls a dick.
Seriously it looks like it's from an elephant!
 
I heard this from somebody in the gym the other day. Can’t substantiate it so you take it for what you want. I heard he brings his dates home and tells them they have to remove their clothes before entering his germ free home. Or that his dog is allergic to clothes. Stuff like that. Plus I hear his profile pic on his dating apps is of Brad Pitt then turns up looking like Danny Devito. Which in and of itself is not bad. Beauty is only skin deep right?
Also his passenger seat has a built in vibrator for his dates so the fact that he gets the ladies to the house in the first place to try his “germ” tactic is amazing.
I do see some guys riding with him which always made me wonder how or what they are riding on. Anyways, so that’s why he’s single. :)
 
Thalassa said:
Omg. He talks too much.
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Well I haven’t bantered back and forth with you lately so I have a lot of pent up words. :)
As to the thread, I am not sure and unfortunately I haven’t been invited on a date with her yet, but from what I heard in the locker room at the gym, she dresses for every date like she is going to the Kentucky Derby. If you haven’t watched a Kentucky Derby, then this won’t make sense. Quite possible it doesn’t make sense anyways.
Anywho … I’ll dig into it some more and find out. ;)
 
He always hangs out with the boys at the gym. And group chats with the boys.
And send pics of his balls to the boys.
Provides baby oil for the boys.
Yeah he's just super busy
 
Could you just replace “boys” with men in your post. Otherwise you make me sound like a creeper with a van. *throws cover over van*. I think he is single because when he’s on his dates, he’s still checking his phone for pictures of balls. Don’t know who would try and sabotage his dates. Sounds pretty rude to me. Hold on a second….
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*send message*
*Tyoes* L O L. Enjoy
I should probably stop. He’s had some pretty hot women on dates. Sorry bud. I’ll stop with the dick pics…
*click*
What?
 
Well, rumour is, after he escaped from the queen's guard( nope the other ones) he roams the land looking for those queens that had him imprisoned and tortured, so he can hopefully be caught again.
 
If you have ever seen the classic movie, “Revenge of the Nerds” and, if you think back to that movie, what were the nerds always thinking about? Sex. Enter this little vixen. With her profile name, sound like the ultimate date for the nerds. However, she is not a nerd. She is busty as hell but she gets her kicks from watching their glasses fog up when she shows up on blind dates. Shoot … my eyes fogged up when I saw her tits popping out. Good lord.
 
Here is what I know. He went on a date to a fancy broadway show and restaurant. Normally these are your black tie events and maybe a beautiful dress on his date. She held up her end of the bargain with a beautiful black shear dress with 6” heels. Just an absolutely gorgeous date.
This guy shows up in a black onsie with a damn tie and crocks on. What in the hell? Get out of the onsie man!!! You just let that beautiful lady leave you!
Oh well, on a positive note, you knocked another piece off of Pokémon Go. Life is about little victories my man.
 
This guy seems to be really obsessed with Pokémon go so he convinces his dates to dress like misty from the original show pokémon-i-choose-you-pokemon-i-choose-you-end-credit.gif which is weird cause she's like not legal age but she's just a drawing so what are you going to do. Anyways If your not into anything Pokémon related then he's simply not the guy for you ladies. Sorry but yall missing out he's a pretty good guy:D
 
This shows up on his dates dressed like the Cadbury bunny asking his dates if they want to taste the cream inside. What does that even mean? Maybe dress up like a like an Oscar Meyer wiener and ask her if she wants to taste your hot dog. *shrugs*. Best dating advice I can give you.
 
Cause he can't go anywhere without some girl kissing on him all the time so his date finds that super annoying and leaves.
 
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