Banter Why Are They Single?

[Locket44]

she likes to bring the whole family on dates which is awkward squirrels everywhere!

 

[Snap75]

It's been said, the female of the species is more deadly than the male. Here there is no exception, having devoured 7 would be suitors this year alone.

 

[Locket44]

He finds out everyone's darkest secrets and uses them against them in thread. (it's more than 7 btw)

 

[Snap75]

He finds out everyone's darkest secrets and uses them against them in thread. (it's more than 7 btw)

Were the Dobson twins yours?

 

[Fildo66]

I think, and I say this only because I’ve seen it, it’s because he picks his date up on a two seat bicycle wearing a “Born to Ride” shirt and sporting and “Don’t Tread on Me” bandana. Oh, and the second “seat” is actually a dildo so kind of a lot to take in on a blind date.

 

[LillyK]

He has butt implants and during sex they make popping sounds.

 

[Steve1972]

God knows can't explain it with such a cute intelligent woman. Maybe she is a secret lover to someone who knows

 

[SubSoph]

Refuses to share his bamboo with the rest of us.

Greedy son of a bitch!

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

'Cause she is still looking for the nonexistent dom lol

 

[DD_850]

Cause he has this weird fetish to try and ground people i told you tom grounding prostitute isn't a turn on for everybody.

 

[SweetLesGirl]

Because he is obsess with selfies and have no time for other stuff

 

[Fildo66]

Because if you ordered @SweetLesGirl as a double, she would be too much pleasure for one man or woman to take. Don’t even think a nut ordering the deluxe version. You have been warned. I’ve heard stories of woman going out with the deluxe version and when they have the fantastic fortune of seeing her naked in the bed, waving her finger to come taste her, they actually blow up. Literally blow up! Just too much goodness.

 

[BabyBrit]

because he writes such long posts .

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

Because she is a baby, DUH! ​

 

[Snap75]

Because he is at war with himself, he will hold a door open for you, then slam it in your face. He will pull the chair out for you, then laugh when you sit on the tack.

 

[SweetLesGirl]

Because he always gets lost in some park somewhere

 

[Steve1972]

Because she's simply too nice and most people could never match her intellect and passion

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

Because quite simply the year 1972 sucked!

Full disclaimer: I don't know if it did since I wasn't alive yet.

 

[Chubbychappie]

Because covid hit before he had the chance to ask her out

 

[Thalassa]

Wipes his cheetos fingers in his date's hair and gets aroused.