Because he got stuck on that bench
Hope fully not forever
Hope fully not forever
Banter Why Are They Single?
- Thread starter WomenRfromVenus
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Steve1972
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Because he's too busy being hunted by flying gun wielding cats
In what could be my shortest post ever on this thread, and believe me, it is not for lack of material. Lol. But he always takes his dates to that bench in the picture and just sits there …. staring out at nature. When his dates try and talk to him, you know, to get to know him, he puts his fingers to his lips and tells them “sshhhhhhh … I come out here to enjoy the peace and tranquility”. So they sit there. And sit there. And sit there. And never get a second date. Shit! That turned out longer than I thought.
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Tom_the_eagle3
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Because he slips and falls on his bald head then slips and falls and so on
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Steve1972
Guest
Because all the ladies he fancies are allergic to feathers
Because he gets more compliments on his ass than his date does
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Steve1972
Guest
Can't find a reason she's a special lady
Stanthropical
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Always tries to take you for a walk in the woods.
Talks his dates ears off about stocks
( just playing no ban please ƪ(•◡•ƪ) )
( just playing no ban please ƪ(•◡•ƪ) )
Stanthropical
De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
Apologizes for everything for no reason.
Likes gardening too much
( it was ingrained from a young age let's just leave it at that)
( it was ingrained from a young age let's just leave it at that)
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Tom_the_eagle3
Guest
Cause she showers and showers and showers and we all know what keeps her in the shower
Because he's always plotting something
Stanthropical
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Doesnt garden
Likes plants more than people
(Cant lol I tried everything died)
(Cant lol I tried everything died)
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Tom_the_eagle3
Guest
Because he did not find the right tree oops I mean the right girl
Cause she lives in trees
Cause she lives in trees
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