Banter Why Are They Single?

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Well, this is easy: cause she is SC

 

[RF587]

Eagles are intimidating. (Not the band)

 

[Steve1972]

Because 587 is a tad on the old side

 

[Fildo66]

Still sitting in the bench. Even changed his Tinder profile to waiting patiently for Ms. Right. *Sigh*

 

[Locket44]

because he offers to share everything, his toys, his lady everything, and then when he gets his date home he has a big tantrum about it, stamping his feet, screaming and everything.

 

[Craig51m]

Because she insists on neon lighting in the bedroom...

 

[Fildo66]

From a reliable source, I heard that he brings his dates back to his house and gets them all drunk with wine gets them all hot and bothered with sexual banter and dancing and then calls them a cab and sends them home all wet. Well I couldn’t believe this and usually my source is pretty good. So the following conversation happened:
Me: Are you absolutely sure about this. This is @Craig51m we’re talking about.
Source: Positive. I’ve talked to several women who have said the same thing.
Me: Are you sure you’re got the right guy?
S: YES! This guy plays with their sexual emotions and sends them home!
M: Are you sure you’re talking about Craig? Or are you talking about Greg next door to him?
S: what?
M: Craig with a C or Greg with a G!
S: Neither. I though we were talking about Chuck.
M: * shakes head*. you are the worst source in the history of sources. I don’t know if I can ever trust another word that comes out of your mouth.
S: C’mon … I have another rumor.
M: *rolls eyes*. What is it?

 

[Chubbychappie]

Because he’s always jumping in

 

[Snap75]

Because he's hung like a rogue elephant, and no one can take that!

 

[GrumpyPigeon]

Because no one is cool enough to keep up with him

 

[SweetLesGirl]

She is so busy with the pigeons she she forget her date

 

[GrumpyPigeon]

I'm sorry what was the question i was distracted by boobs?

 

[SweetLesGirl]

She gets distract to easy

 

[GrumpyPigeon]

She's too distracting to focus on anything else

 

[Simonsaysxxx503]

Beacuse there are so many boobies and so little time!

Edit: Well ya see, she was on her way to the date started talking with this pigeon.....oh look a squirrel!

 

[Steve1972]

He's never out of the pool long enough to get to know her properly

 

[SweetLesGirl]

He just cant get away from that bench

 

[LilithX]

She’s better at drawing sex than having sex

 

[crankyboy]

She has an incredible energy in sex that tires the partner. More powerful than a turbocharged engine

 

[SweetLesGirl]

He cant seems to leave his dick alone not even in public and is more concern about the perfect dick selfie than his date.