Banter Why Are They Single?

[Tom_the_eagle3]

'Cause he is still young

 

[Stanthropical]

He's a bald eagle.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

'Cause he is brainless

 

[Deleted member 264383]

He have a bad memory

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She can not talk or write coherently

 

[Stanthropical]

Is unreachable.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Is untouchable. Sweaty and stinky

 

[Stanthropical]

Thinks he's a player.

 

[Esoterix]

Thinks he’s the coach.

 

[J0DIE]

She's waiting for me to ask her on a date

 

[Stanthropical]

Has no concept of time.

 

[Deleted member 264383]

He is to much of a grump

 

[Deleted member 1176828]

she’s too selective (for good reason)

 

[Apricot]

She wants to be collared and owned

 

[Stanthropical]

Refers to things by words nobody used for the last 100 years to the point of total confusion.

 

[Normalish]

Too controling

 

[Stanthropical]

Has a fetish for communism

 

[Apricot]

Can’t understand how some novelists communicate in a language unbeknownst to only him on here.

 

[Stanthropical]

Is too scared to ride in cheap cars and public transportation.

 

[Apricot]

Is unable to converse with a young woman on a formal date requiring formal wear.