Banter Why Are They Single?

[Normalish]

Too much choice for her

 

[Stanthropical]

Works the front desk of a brothel.

 

[Apricot]

Works in the back room of the brothel ass up for the older gay men.

 

[Stanthropical]

Refuses to go anywhere where there's no air conditioning.

 

[Normalish]

Because the only thing he knows is his cum sock

 

[Stanthropical]

Constantly talks about people wanting him without any evidence.

 

[Apricot]

Can’t answer questions politely without making us look like dumb asses.

 

[FiveKnuckleShuffle]

I'm saying it's by choice, she cute.

 

[Stanthropical]

Wont go anywhere without his pants in his hands.

 

[Apricot]

Can’t converse with polite intelligent young successful women

 

[Stanthropical]

Has a fetish for passive aggression and new water filters every week, at 2 a.m. and no earlier, or else!

 

[Apricot]

Refuses to help a beautiful young single woman change her water filters at 2AM when she calls.

 

[Stanthropical]

Is a known Kulusuk Inuit propaganda smuggler.

 

[Apricot]

Wants to be the drug lord of an Afghan heroin factory.

 

[FiveKnuckleShuffle]

One man can't handle all of that sexiness.

 

[Apricot]

He’s too damn sexy for my love

 

[Normalish]

No man can satisfy her desire for her fruit to be eaten

 

[SweetLesGirl]

He invite people in but only have a back door

 

[Harley31]

Omg....shes single because this is how she broke up with me....posting in a singles thread

 

[SweetLesGirl]

She sure will be single if she talk such nonsens