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De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
Steals crayons from people coloring walks and eats them. Announces that blue ones taste best.
Banter Why Are They Single?
- Thread starter WomenRfromVenus
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Tom_the_eagle3
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He asks incomprehensible questions and wants reasonable answers
He spanks unsuspecting people all the time
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Tom_the_eagle3
Guest
She is afraid that her man would not let her visit the titty city
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Tom_the_eagle3
Guest
He has not found the right partner; he is looking for someone who can color his farts
For having colorless, boring farts
Stanthropical
De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
Never shows up for a date.
For always showing up to dates dressed as a pirate
Stanthropical
De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
Walks barefoot everywhere. It's 2022, lady. Contemporize!
Because he keeps borrowing my heels for personal use
Stanthropical
De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
Thinks everyone will fit in her heels and tries to get everyone to wear them.
Lies blatantly because he definitely wants to wear my cute heels
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Tom_the_eagle3
Guest
She hits the roof when her partner drops his pants
He's no fun because who wouldn't get excited when their partner gets naked?
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Tom_the_eagle3
Guest
She forgets all sex positions when she sees it, and gets distracted as she tries to remember them
He is senile because he's the one who forgets. After seeing the goods he can't remember anything.
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Tom_the_eagle3
Guest
She thinks she is a winner since she was young; she cant accept losing her virginity because of that
He thinks he's a king, but he's not.
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Tom_the_eagle3
Guest
She is waiting in vain for her king
