Banter Why Are They Single?
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Tom_the_eagle3
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He stinks
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Tom_the_eagle3
Guest
She sneezes and sneezes when she is only inches far from any guy.
Stanthropical
De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
Doesnt know how to behave.
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Tom_the_eagle3
Guest
He knows how to behave, but he insists on not behaving
Stanthropical
De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
Has no concept of behaving
He's a bot with no emotions
Stanthropical
De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
She's a bot held together by emotions and falls apart upon each meeting/date.
He helicopters his dick and trips on every piece of furniture in the room
Stanthropical
De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
She's a helicopter dick.
He's jealous his dick isn't as big as mine is
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Tom_the_eagle3
Guest
Her best song is "leave me alone"
He's jealous my heels are bigger than his dick
Stanthropical
De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
He's also a helicopter dick.
Edit: Helicopter dick still.
Edit: Helicopter dick still.
He borrowed a pair of my heels and refuses to give them back to me
Stanthropical
De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
Thinks people are stealing her heels, when she just shoves hem under her bed and lures dates to buy new heels.
He doesn't like thicc thighs and has bad taste for thinking that
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Tom_the_eagle3
Guest
She likes her pink dress more than she should do; she never takes it off
He doesn't live his life to the color pink, loser
