Banter Why Are They Single?

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She is too hot to handle, but only in her dreams

 

[Locket44]

The thing he refers to as his trouser snake is an actual real snake

 

[Stanthropical]

She lost the lock to her chastity belt.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Snakes scare her away

Edit: he is doing nothing but mourns his lost hoe

 

[Stanthropical]

pest

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Doesn't like fun

 

[Stanthropical]

Is too libelous.

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Isn't libelous enough

 

[xChickenNuggetz]

Is too pink

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

He chickens when he gets close to any woman

 

[Locket44]

He plays with his own nipples constantly even in public

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She is allergic to bananas and apples

 

[Locket44]

He lives in a cave and beats his chest every time he greets people

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She lives to eat and drink, nothing else.

 

[SweetLesGirl]

Because if he cant count he cant do anything else

 

[Stanthropical]

Lives in the wilderness with just animals.

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Is secretly a cat

 

[Locket44]

Sleeps in bed full of bugs


Edit.....wants to be a hobbit and has taken on all their mannerisms

 

[Stanthropical]

Is a bed bug

 

[Locket44]

He knows too much