Doesn't fantasize about being a woodland creature from Middle earth
Banter Why Are They Single?
- Thread starter WomenRfromVenus
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Tom_the_eagle3
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Cause she is obsessed with her tits and thighs.
Because he's not obsessed with my tits or thighs enough
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Tom_the_eagle3
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Cause she does not know how much I appreciate her tits and thighs
Was for @Busty_Nerd but goes well with @Locket44
Was for @Busty_Nerd but goes well with @Locket44
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Resonant_Redeemer
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Because few people are worthy of her time and commitment, including me.
Edit- because he's way... WAY too nice.
Edit- because he's way... WAY too nice.
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Obsessed with guns
The locked that unlocked the Locket is a complicated maze many give up befor they reach the core
Stanthropical
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Talks in cliches like a robot
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Tom_the_eagle3
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Never talks; just listening
For wrecking threads
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Tom_the_eagle3
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Mistakenly thinking she has a big dick, which is a big bean 
For having a small dick compared to my massive dick.
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Tom_the_eagle3
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She loves only the pink color and hates the other colors; well, us, guys, are not supposed to like pink only, 'cause um um you know
For not liking pink, when pink is a lifestyle.
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Tom_the_eagle3
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For not knowing that many lovely things are not pink, she lost all her friends and could not hook herself to any guy.
For assuming he knows people's sexualities
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Tom_the_eagle3
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She does not know what sex is
He thinks about admins being naked way too much ( and not just me)